Sweet Onion

The Onion has been surprisingly solid lately.  I wonder if it’s because they have fresh, new, talented, and overeducated young writers who couldn’t find an honest job elsewhere in this economy.  I doubt it.  Either way, here are a few recent gems:

Frowning Michelle Obama To Be Printed On All Fast Food Containers [UPDATE: broken link with no fix in sight…wtf, Onion?]

and

Study: Majority Of ‘Calm Downs’ Ineffective