Assorted Links

The British show their preference for tea by using coffee to power a car.  Silly Brits, coffee is for people, not cars (and its shitty fuel economy should tell you that).

Fox News is manipulating polling data in new contexts all the time.  Seriously devious stuff.

Speaking of the idiocy of polls, RT @badbanana: “Focus groups are still the best way to discover what people who don’t value their time value.”

Demetri Martin went to NYU Law and had the balls and determination to drop out after two years and become a successful stand-up comic.  So many things to be jealous of in that sentence.