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• RT @pourmecoffee: @realDonaldTrump ❗ Get the facts about what Freedom of Speech is uscourts.gov/about-federal-… 16 hours ago
• RT @funder: BREAKING: Architect of raid that killed bin Laden Ret Admiral McRaven says the US is under attack by Trump. McRaven thinks Trum… 1 day ago
• RT @prchovanec: I'm going to criticize Biden, then I'm going to vote for him, then I'm going to criticize him some more. I can do this bec… 2 days ago
• RT @pattonoswalt: https://t.co/lfm00na8Zg 2 days ago
• RT @MarkHarrisNYC: We have this weird double standard now where Biden's gaffes are top-of-the-headlines news because other Democrats will c… 2 days ago
• RT @johnmoe: With sports on hold, they should use that time to pass a rule that dogs can’t play in the big leagues. 2 days ago
• RT @bjoewolf: If you think wearing a mask is stressful, ask a kindergartner how active shooter drills feel. 3 days ago
• RT @EmoPhilips: now THAT’S a ted talk twitter.com/guardianscienc… 3 days ago
• RT @MattOswaltVA: look at these selfish assholes. Wearing a mask in a fucking grocery store is the easiest sacrifice anyone has ever been… 3 days ago
• RT @Zeddary: The 2014 Ebola outbreak resulted in 2 people contracting the disease on American soil. Both nurses. Both survived. As of this… 3 days ago
• RT @hayesdavenport: 2010 Starting salary for an LAUSD teacher: $45,637 LAPD officer entering the academy: $45,226 2019 LAUSD teacher: $53,… 3 days ago
• RT @Sifill_LDF: Heads up folks. twitter.com/businessinside… 3 days ago
• RT @david_rees: The last page of this grocery store word search puzzle book is the greatest final boss ever https://t.co/vHP0aE6Hl6 4 days ago
• RT @MattOswaltVA: a swarm of bees a herd of cattle a murder of crows a colony of ants a pod of whales a pride of lions a flock of birds a t… 4 days ago
• RT @rickwtyler: I look forward to seeing @realDonaldTrump and his family in church this Sunday. 4 days ago
• RT @travisakers: As a white man, it is not my prerogative to determine the “blackness” of a person based on their ideology. So rather than… 4 days ago
• The joke is...this is correct? twitter.com/pixelatedboat/… 4 days ago
• The Stroked twitter.com/jaketapper/sta… 4 days ago