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SlickRicks’ Twitter Feed

• RT @pattymo: *Trump's pants DON'T fall down mid-speech as he teases global war using one of his dumbass nicknames* Wow. Poetic https://t.co… 3 hours ago
• RT @imillhiser: Good morning. Here's the call list. Don't let them get a moment to breathe until Trumpcare is dead again. https://t.co/UJK… 3 hours ago
• THREAD. Your pettiness has consequences. twitter.com/NickBaumann/st… 3 hours ago
• RT @RVAwonk: Imagine the reaction if Hillary Clinton caused an international scandal and then tried to justify it by saying she "gets emoti… 12 hours ago
• RT @JoeBerkowitz: Let's not let people like Spicer and Mooch become Cute Things. They were lying mouthpieces, utter disgraces. They should… 23 hours ago
• RT @ezralevin: The world's greatest deliberative body will get 90 seconds to debate a bill that will gut a sixth of the economy. 👍 https://… 23 hours ago
• RT @brianschatz: They only need to flip 1 vote by end of September to ruin your healthcare. Light up the phones, please. This really is the… 1 day ago
• RT @KariVanHorn: This is a crime against humanity https://t.co/IokV2YyIyF 1 day ago
• Times about 20. But yeah. They’re making Party Downs and Blunt Talks; who cares about the rest? twitter.com/spiffyhoodie/s… 1 day ago
• Netflix’s business model isn’t license markup anymore. It’s original content with some cheaply licensed stuff for f… twitter.com/i/web/status/9… 1 day ago
• RT @sparksjls: 🔥Fire up the phones, folks🔥 •Capito 202-224-6472 •Murkowski 202-224-6665 •Collins 202-224-2523 •Gardner 202-224-5941 •Flake… 2 days ago
• RT @benwikler: Based on everything I'm hearing this weekend, I can't overstate how real the threat of ACA repeal is. 2 days ago
• Happy Constitution Day! Hang in there, buddy. 2 days ago
• RT @mrbenwexler: The reason most of trump's wives have been foreign-born is there are just some jobs Americans don't want to do 2 days ago
• RT @BIacknmild: Get him a real bone or I'm calling the police twitter.com/sendanakedpic/… 3 days ago
• RT @ShannonSharpe: Did Pres Obama request NBC fire a certain reality star for saying he wasn't born in America? 🤔 3 days ago
• RT @nickwiger: Remember when this guy had a game show based on the premise that he's a genius twitter.com/FoxNews/status… 3 days ago
• RT @TopherSpiro: The House is now going home until Sept. 25. When they come back, they may vote on ACA repeal. You know what to do this rec… 3 days ago
• Religion does not require stupidity. twitter.com/DalaiLama/stat… 3 days ago
• Cosign. twitter.com/PFTompkins/sta… 3 days ago