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• RT @notalogin: Merlin: What now? Lawyer: I'd advise you to turn yourself in to the police Officer Merlin: Ok, and now? 38 minutes ago
• RT @peterdaou: THEY DETAINED A 9-YEAR-OLD GIRL FOR 30 HOURS. NINE. YEARS. OLD. twitter.com/nbcsandiego/st… 1 hour ago
• RT @PeteButtigieg: Wait till she realizes she’s talking about the Indiana Parks and Recreation Association’s 2018 Elected Official of the Y… 1 hour ago
• RT @mattyglesias: The tendency to treat successful CEOs as all-purpose sages is a real sickness in American public life. Jamie Dimon is a… 8 hours ago
• Wet Hot American Summer! Children of Men Her Adaptation Rushmore twitter.com/robtrench/stat… 18 hours ago
• RT @Ygrene: [dolphin taking scantron test] A B C D E 1. [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▫️] [▪️] 2. [▫️] [▫️] [▫️]… 1 day ago
• RT @TheDweck: Trump is so incompetent that he’s fighting with a dead body and the dead body is winning 1 day ago
• RT @willmenaker: The problem with scrapping the electoral college and going with a so-called "popular vote" is that is when you make everyo… 2 days ago
• This is definitely in my top 2 or 3 episodes of television ever. @TVsAndyDaly is a genius. twitter.com/nerdist/status… 2 days ago
• RT @emptywheel: I'm going to keep pointing out that FOUR of Trump's top aides were investigated as unregistered foreign agents until ... I… 2 days ago
• RT @drvox: They learned over the course of Obama's admin that there are no institutional checks, no accountability -- they could make up sh… 2 days ago
• RT @drvox: I mean, just take birtherism as an example. For most decent people, it's a case study in conservative paranoia, racism, & fantas… 2 days ago
• RT @drvox: Every one -- Benghazi, Solyndra, Fast & Furious, the IRS ... good lord I can't even remember them all -- was shown to be bullshi… 2 days ago
• RT @drvox: Already it's going down the memory hole, but just for the historical record: the 8 years of Obama's administration were filled w… 2 days ago
• RT @jbouie: stacy abrams responding to her loss by spearheading a lawsuit against georgia's crooked election system and gillum launching a… 2 days ago
• RT @jtlevy: The current Electoral College debate confirms that powerful parts of the Republican Party have given up on trying to become a p… 2 days ago
• RT @Hooraydiation: I never miss an opportunity to tell people how the costumes from the 1990's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie let you s… 2 days ago
• RT @NickBaumann: STYLE NOTE: The Beto equivalent of the 'Bernie Bro' is the 'Beto Male.' 4 days ago
• RT @briantashman: Just white supremacist congressman Steve King joking about civil war https://t.co/AqpXkzIvRC 4 days ago
• RT @TheOnion: Boston Mayor Throws Out First Punch At St. Patrick’s Day Parade trib.al/xz27gDQ https://t.co/38LQR78JLI 5 days ago